Category Archives: humor

Family Vibes

Life is all about treasuring small pleasures and filling your heart with charming vibes to enjoy one leaf at a time in leisure time.

I am treasuring one such memory today when my son texted me the following.

He did a chore for me with a great sense of humor.

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Father Daughter Conversation

So, I was driving my 9 year old daughter to the library yesterday and we were having our father-daughter catch-up, for work kept me away from home.

It was gray skies since morning and on our way home the clouds opened up. My daughter invariably said, “Oh, Boy”

“Why did you say oh, Boy? You could have said oh, girl.” I enquired with a smile.

“That’s because I like saying, boy.” She explained in her chirping tone.

“So, you like boys,” I said with a teasing tone.

“Yes, I do otherwise how I will like you.” Came the prompt response making me speechless.

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Age

And for Humor…

Age, a numerical model created by humans to check sanity and device complex equation such as the generation gap, and I am so bad in counting

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Handling Uncomfortable Question

If you are uncomfortable answering a question imposed on you, instead of fumbling to find an appropriate answer ask back a simple question – “why did you ask?”

I have tried this trick, and 9 out of the 10 times I was able to escape without answering, for the person who puts you on spot usually gets uncomfortable answering the REAL intent behind his inquisitive query 😊

Do you agree?

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Drinking Problem

Guys, I am back with my humor stories 😊😊

Why did the anesthesiologist avoid drinking scotch?

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Because he was afraid, he might pass out 😜

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Traffic

And for Humor….

We all hate traffic. Stuck in congestion is never a good feeling. However, you will be surprised to know some people actually love traffic. Believe it or not gridlock excites few.

Any guesses?

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Website owners 😁. The more traffic we get the happier we become. Happy blogging to you all lovely souls 😜

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Those Eyes

And for Humor…..

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

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I can’t see you eye to eye 😜

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Best Sales Lesson

And for Humor…

I think the best sales lessons I have ever learned is from infants. Despite their limitations with verbal communication and mobility they often get what they need. And they achieve it all through shriek cries and welling eyes.

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Horror of Streaming Services

And for Humor…

How often you have desired your streaming channels not be so smart anymore. It remembers everything – the movies you watched, the shows you follow, and the series you love. That one sleazy movie you watched it engraves on its mind forever. Trust me, once you committed the sin it is like a cast on a stone, never to be forgotten again.

And on one fateful day when you hand over the remote in complete innocence to a distant friend/relative who is visiting you. As he switches on the TV, the damn thing not only displays the movie you watched but also give recommendations. And you remain red-faced with no place to hide.

Welcome to the world of personalized service 😊

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Highway Meltdown

And for Humor…

How often have you slowed down on a highway frustrated unsure about the reason for the delay? Only to find there is an accident but in the opposite lane.

Humans are born curious. We are mostly interested in affairs concerning others even if that means getting late for work 😊😋

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