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Thoughts

Gravitational Pull

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It is not that I am obese, the earth pulls me much stronger than it does to any of my critics

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Thoughts

Afflatuz Post – Managing Expectations

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Friends, as some of you know I have launched another website to post some of mine as well as fellow bloggers favorite work. Here is the link to one of my creation I posted today

Managing Expectations

Will appreciate your visit, follow and comment. Thank you

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Poetry

Afflatuz Post – Music’s Language

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Friends, as some of you know I have launched another website to post some of mine as well as fellow bloggers favorite work. Here is the link to one of my creation I posted today

Music’s Language

Will appreciate your visit, follow and comment. Thank you

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Thoughts

Patience – Really?

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humor

Handling Uncomfortable Question

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If you are uncomfortable answering a question imposed on you, instead of fumbling to find an appropriate answer ask back a simple question – “why did you ask?”

I have tried this trick, and 9 out of the 10 times I was able to escape without answering, for the person who puts you on spot usually gets uncomfortable answering the REAL intent behind his inquisitive query 😊

Do you agree?

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humor

Drinking Problem

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Guys, I am back with my humor stories 😊😊

Why did the anesthesiologist avoid drinking scotch?

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Because he was afraid, he might pass out 😜

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Poetry

I will not let you sleep

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And for Humor…

When it comes to services industry nothing can beat south-east Asia. People there take services delivery experience to a complete different level. As grandeur as t may sound sometimes it becomes a cause of annoyance.

You don’t agree? 😊 Let me narrate an incidence to prove my point.😊

When I travel to India I always enter India through Delhi. This is regardless of my final destination.

During one such trip, I followed my usual routine. I landed in Delhi at around 10:00 PM. By the time I reached my brother’s home, it was almost midnight. We had a lot to catch up and before I realized it was time for me to go back to the airport, for I had an early morning flight to Chennai.

Though I sleep badly on plane, this time I forced myself to get some rest, for I was going to the office directly from the airport. Tiredness coupled with the looming day in front succeeded in putting me into a deep slumber.

An hour into the flight I felt a gentle nudge but it didn’t succeed to break my repose. The gentle nudge was followed by a deviant push. I woke up in shock only to find a smiling petite air hostess questioning, “what would you like to have sir. Veg or nonveg?”

though I was frustrated I avoided to give any curt response. Instead I forced a smile and politely mentioned I would prefer to sleep.

I struggled for some time but somehow got back into sleep mode again. I was woken again. This time by a flight attendant quizzing me why I am not eating. I smiled and said, “like the seat belt indicator, you should also have a do not disturb button.”

He failed to get my sarcasm and responded back stating he will get me a suggestion form. 😂

In the US, if you are asleep on a plane, no one will wake you. In India I felt my mother was traveling with me, concerned about my lost appetite.🤗👨‍🍳

Regardless of my not so pleasant experience, no one can beat the South Asian travel industry service quotient. I would still happily give them 10/10.

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humor

Traffic

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We all hate traffic. Stuck in congestion is never a good feeling. However, you will be surprised to know some people actually love traffic. Believe it or not gridlock excites few.

Any guesses?

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Website owners 😁. The more traffic we get the happier we become. Happy blogging to you all lovely souls 😜

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Anecdote

Newark To LA

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Today I was on a coast to coast flight from Newark to LA. As much as I am a morning person, I dread early morning flights. Besides, yesterday evening I was in a water park, making it all the more difficult to convince myself to get up 4 in the morning.

I somehow made it to the flight. And as I entered the plane, I saw a sleepy looking flight attendant forcefully greeting her passengers. I don’t know what came to my mind, and in that moment of trice, I thought of playing a little prank on her.

I greeted her and asked, “in the morning rush I didn’t check the gate number. Hope this flight is going to San Francisco.”

Her lethargic self got some renewed energy and she declared that I was on the wrong flight.

I smiled and told her that I was just teasing her. She reciprocated with a wide grin and stated she is from San Francisco and how she wished the flight was going to her hometown. We smiled and I assumed my seat.

6 hours later as I was getting off the flight, she greeted me and said, “Welcome to San Francisco”

I smiled and as I was walking down the corridor only one thought clouded my mind, life is all about treasuring small pleasures. Make someone smile and get genuine happiness in return.

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humor

Those Eyes

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And for Humor…..

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

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I can’t see you eye to eye 😜

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